Thanks for the invite

a phrase to tell your friends/main crew when they go do something super fun/exciting without ever telling you or inviting you and the only way you find out about it is via a Facebook places check-in, pictures, videos, a story the next day, etc.

"Billy is DRUNK AT CAESARS PALACE with Matt, Dre, Brittany, Josh, Wes, Grayson, Lauren, Stewy, Porf, and Kalin."
Jared: thanks for the invite. snakes.
Milo: thanks for the invite.

Thanks for the invite by billdote April 29, 2011

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yao ming

A Phrase used just like " You know what I mean? "

Fred- Hey yo Whats Cracking?
Howard-Not much, yao Ming? YAo Ming?
Fred- yeah I dig...

yao ming by Howard Chen April 23, 2005

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Palmerize

verb; the act of randomly posting the name of Daniel Palmerin on your friends facebook statuse updates. ♥

Dude we just Palmerized Daisy!!!!

Palmerize by Palmerizer 3 October 15, 2011

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Iceland Cracker

To throw up into ones genital area.

"Woah nelly, you just gave me an iceland cracker. BITCH!"

Iceland Cracker by Raul Casablancas May 28, 2006

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no mouse joe

no mouse joe is a nickname given to Joe, when Steven ubor jacks Joe's mouse, thus not able to use a mouse
Which causes Joe to be U!30R-H4><0R3[)
in most cases Joe gets back his mouse

"What you going to do now, No mouse Joe?"
"Do you have a mouse, no mouse Joe?"

no mouse joe by Duster March 17, 2004

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Well regarded

Very retarded. A phrase to be used when the r word would not be acceptable. Prime for work environments or sensitive friend groups.

Guy 1: “Ryan just fucked up another one of my projects. What’s wrong with that guy?”
Guy 2: “yeah, he’s becoming a serious problem. It’s pretty clear Ryan is well regarded.”

Well regarded by Telltalehart October 14, 2023

Donkey slapper

In the south, a squatted truck with straight piped exhaust that is ridiculously loud. Typically driven by a fuckboy with permed hair and a flatbill hat and Instagram name on the back window. They are often found driving through Walmart in the evening.

I saw a donkey slapper at Walmart and there was a douche canoe giving head to his homosexual fuckboy in the front seat.

Donkey slapper by MAGA 101 January 12, 2019

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