This is Luidenka

"Jesus Andy get off your ass, take a shower, shut up and kill yourself - what a swineball."

I’ll suck a nigga fo som listerine ready tabs.

Sal and his friends didnt have the money to afford a laptop so they settled on an old desktop. Of course given by charity.

Dude, this desktop's awesome, awww, too bad i couldn't afford a laptop.

I own multiple desktops and laptops, you own desktops, that must suck.

That Big Ears shat on the back seat of my car. What an absolute cunt.

male nerd:
Jock: "Gimmie your money"
male nerd willingly gives him all the money
male nerd: "Thanks Boss"
Jock flashes a cocky grin
Jock: "Atta gurl"