Magic Cheese

Noun

1. A type of cheese with magical properties off the scale of mankind, and unable to be comprehended by the meager percentage of our brain that we use. Often resembles Swiss, only in the color of cheddar.
2. The answer to all your lunch, dinner, and snack-time problems.
3. The subject of a question you use in order to answer another question.

1. "I survived a shotgun blast to the head. I think it was the doing of Magic Cheese."
2. "Time for a Magic Cheese sandwich."
3. "Let me answer that question with another question; do you believe in Magic Cheese?"

Magic Cheese by Echelon and Zombie March 6, 2005

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vinx

An obese creature that attempts to be funny, but really isn't. A Vinx gets no love and never will get any love. They are always married to gay people, like Tholt. Tholt is REALLY gay.

Haha, look at her, she's a Vinx!

vinx by holly March 20, 2005

niggerette

One of a number of brands of menthol cigarette, particularly Newport, Kool and Salem, which, according to Dave Chappelle and other "comedians", are preferred among black people (niggers -- the more perceptive among you may have noticed that this is where the pun comes is.)

Nah, I didn't brush my teeth before I kissed her, but it's okay -- I took a couple breaths through an unlit niggerette -- it cleaned my breath right up!

niggerette by Sam Geller October 30, 2006

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stupey

used when describing someone who is really dumb.

"Goddamit he put on his trousers backwards - he is so stupey!"

stupey by HgR October 27, 2004

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Drop a Stone

Verb. An action you take to relieve yourself of a great pressure in your abdomen. Aka: go to the bathroom when you have to pee really bad. A reference to the pain of kidney stones.

Guy1: Let's go watch a movie.
Guy2: OK, but first I gotta go drop a stone.
Guy1: I told you not to drink that extra large Rockstar.

Drop a Stone by Johnny0 October 31, 2007

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monism

New age universal concept that all is one.

Theoretically any worship religion of a diety is meaningless for a monistic being.

monism by K-OS May 28, 2005

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josali

She’s like a storm that unexpectedly hits you, but you will be glad it did because after every storm there is a rainbow. The best thing that will ever happen to you. :)

Shes such a badass. She must be a Josali.

josali by Cow master November 7, 2018

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