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Urban Dictionary

Jalookhi 

The word derives its origin from the Jahra Bedouin term "Jalikh" and it refers to the art of self-pleasure, or auto-stimulation. The term was popularized through an infamous voice-mail scandal involving a famed Kuwaiti celebrity known only by her screen name "Sarita" (rumors are that she has recently changed this alias to "Princess Sara") The word has thus developed numerous derivatives such as tijillikh, Jalkha, and of course the currently used version: Jalookhi
Heloooo bebe, you want to make Jalookhi with me?

Sorry suckas gotta go... its Jalookhi time
Jalookhi by Fahito August 15, 2004

mud gapping 

Mud Gapping - when a male is trying to tread water at the same time as keeping a ladies mind occupied this is now called Mud Gapping
"Nothing mud gapping with my derrière to be fair"
mud gapping by XSaraJevoX December 7, 2016
"Yomibel is hot!"
Yomibel by Adnan was exempt July 25, 2022
Like “bestie,” but more sarcastic and arguably better.
Hey, besite.”
Hi.”

reinforced cage 

The act of supergluing one's asshole shut and timing how long it takes a sexual partner to pierce through the anal blockade with his/her tongue.
Tenured Professor: "If you want to learn the secrets of the universe, you're going to need to tunnel deep."
Grad Students: "That's one reinforced cage I'm willing to break through."

Cock Weight 

The weight of ones penis.
Fiona: Jerry, how much do you weigh?

Jerry: 10 stone... Hold on are we including cock weight?

If so 15.

Fiona: Jerry, you have a hefty penis.
Cock Weight by Xavier Duck December 27, 2012
Cuate is a dark looking man as dark as limo tint he is a walking shade yet when he is on the streets they mix him up for chapopote has no hoes very respected but always roast on him for been so dark el chocolatito de la finikera
Cuate by Jose Moreno “cuate” November 23, 2021
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