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Urban Dictionary

shatfaced 

A variation of {shitfaced), usually suggesting a more fucked up state than being shitfaced.
"Dang, Lil B was totally fucked up last night."

"Word, he was shatfaced the whole night"
shatfaced by Menocrown November 25, 2006

Spotted Dick 

When you ram your cock up a woman's nostril until she uncontrollably sneezes on it
"omg man i just received a SPOTTED DICK from my girlfriend, my dick feels like a slug now"
Spotted Dick by J3wish Man January 14, 2021

Quantesian Triangle

The area on ramp where the big red box is, a modern callout for Counter-Strike.
"There's one pushing Quantesian Triangle."
"What"
Quantesian Triangle by xeltora October 25, 2025

Dirty Elson 

A Dirty Elson is the name for a male, typically of caucasian race, who has displayed or is accused of displaying queer, homosexual, bisexual or 'femboy' behaviour. They are typically unhygienic and can survive 50 hours without sleep at one time. Their main characteristic trait is subtly flirting with the other gender however the main response is simply being ignored. One such incident involving a Dirty Elson is when one affected individual made sexual noises of pleasure over an online Discord call in return for a subscription referred to as 'Nitro'.
Person 1: You see that sad lonely little bitch over there in the corner?
Person 2: Yeah, that's just a Dirty Elson, his name is Thomas
Person 1: Fuck, I would kill myself if I was him
Dirty Elson by retardedniggah November 20, 2023

A group of stevens

If a group of 2 stevens is together it is a cluster of fucks or short hand cluster fuck. If a group of 3 or more stevens are together it's is called a disappointment .
Man look a group of stevens over there it's a cluster fuck. Or Look at that a group of stevens its such a disappointment over there
the dampt things cowpit ower!
dampt by andreya January 27, 2007
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