Urban Dictionary: Random definitions

mumfing

Noun. (vb. to mumf.)
Muffled shouting; the sound made by someone trying to speak or shout when they have something in or over their mouth (e.g. a gag or a hand). More commonly used in the form "mumfing" than "mumf."

First coined by Lobsterling in a Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency fanfiction on Archive Of Our Own, 9/10/2020.

"With a hand clasped over his mouth, the swearing became a furious mumfing."
"Their words became mumfing for a good few seconds before they realised they could no longer speak."
"Thrashing in zir restraints, ze began to mumf frantically."

mumfing by Corvidiss October 23, 2020

Get the mumfing mug.

twateau

To plateau in your level of being a twat. Often large quantities of alcohol are implicated.

It's time Alex went home. He's twateaued.

twateau by Proud_to_be_Alex_Whitney June 8, 2011

Get the twateau mug.

Rape Puppet

Someone who is confined against their will in order to perform frequent violent sex.

Fritzl used his daughter as a rape puppet.

Rape Puppet by leimagnus September 25, 2013

jam rag

a garment of clothing or a handtowell used to wipe up one's wank juice after a five-knuckle shuffle.

"craig you mad ed, dont throw your crusty jam rag at me! Oh great, now the dogs licking it!"

jam rag by corpsio October 8, 2005

Get the jam rag mug.

skunked

1. injecting your asshole with water
2.find a victim

3turn and spray your ass water onto them

I cant believe Justin skunked Jon at the party man did he stink.

skunked by skunkin247365 November 2, 2020

Get the skunked mug.

Limei

A Le Hui LiMei is a person that gets dominated by a Dishano Boelers. After that he makes monkey sounds in the woods and he gets revenge on a Dishano Boeler bij taking him anal, and going ass to mouth. Then he cums with poop from Dishano's butt and cum deep down his throat.

Look at that Le Hui LiMei getting dominated. I bet he will go to the forest soon for his revenge on that Dishano Boeler.

Limei by Bennie a sah November 2, 2023

Get the Limei mug.

Urban Dictionary