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National Grab Dick Day 

On 15th of April it is National Grab Dick Day. The past few days before this day were Grab Tits Day and Grab Ass Day, so we thought there should be a Grab Dick Day. Girls are meant to grab a boys dick on this day. They can't do anything about it.
*Grabs dick* "WHAT THE F WAS THE FOR?" "It's national grab dick day!" "Ohhhhhh ok ;)"
Bitchy,Uses people,Mean,A hoe at times
P1:Dude aint that Hoeina
P2:ouuu don't go there
Hoeina by Yoooo bitchh November 28, 2018
When your baby daddy’s name is ANTHONY
Trope by UGLYWORLD July 23, 2023
A shitty guy who got famous from saying dale and singing in his own language, all he does is sit down in his music videos or feature in other artists videos and he's bald. MR WORLDWIDE IS SHIT
'Omg you are so bald. You must be Pitbull"
Pitbull by Leeeeela November 16, 2014

December 10 

Ignore every celebrity or famous person day! Some just needs humbling but most just for fun! Now make sure not to like or notice those people, just imagine Charlie D'amelio getting 11 likes for 24hrs
Imagine Charlie's reaction after her post only got 11 likes on December 10. She'd prolly delete it or think something's wrong lmao
December 10 by prEttyTing December 8, 2020

Flipslapper 

What us bri’ish people call a fish
THATS ONE HELL OF A FLIPSLAPPER INNIT, OMG LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT PADDIDLEDONK
Flipslapper by Colourful February 7, 2022

choir director 

There are worse things in life than pit bulls, there are choir directors.
Choir directors are either like your best friend, or you worst enemy. I have one choir current choir director, but know three. Two out of the three give you hell.
choir director by blondie4E May 25, 2009
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