Nono

Hey that’s mine
Oh Nono!

Nono by Wellokthenfinewhatevs January 6, 2021

Douchebagery

The actual act, or actions of what could be considered you being a douchebag. Mostly identified with men with small man's syndrome, small penis syndrome, steroid use, Ed Hardy t-shirts, Affliction clothing, or Tap Out t-shirts.

"Hey Bob, you see that guy in the Affliction t-shirt going to every girl in the bar and hitting on them?"

Bob: "Yeah, i can't believe some girls actualy fall for that guy and all his douchebagery"

Douchebagery by Master Deluxe February 4, 2010

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Haz

An unfunny, overused alternative spelling for "have". Typically used by teens and/or retards who believe it is clever.

Teen: "Can I haz that gun?"
Me: "Sure, lets HAVE you aim for your empty frontal lobe."

Haz by Adulty January 9, 2011

penasia

A Louis C.K. definition of cock that doesn't exist, but should.

Mark knew that Rick was a fan of the cock, but had no idea until Ricks lips closed around his shaft just the kind of savant of sucking penasia that Rick was.

penasia by fawkstrot August 10, 2009