An animal that is cooler than you, your dad, your mom, a firefighter, and me! (well maybe not me)

A blanket used primarily during masturbation to cleanse yourself of the billions of little soldiers whom were born and raised without fear and set on a mission. This blanket interrupts this mission and is usually thrown out after 4 or 5 uses depending on the CC of each load.

A word to describe someones whose overly tired and stressed. Someone who is overwhelmed in life and is struggling through.

Alien equivalent of cunt

A commonly played college frat boy game in which multiple guys masturbate in a race to slap their jizz on the door with a bullseye painted on it. Anyone to miss the bullseye, and the last person to jizz, mus then slam their penis in the door.

someone who wants to be someone else and appears to be someone else online.