Greatest villain ever, took on Yoda in
single combat and won, turned Luke Skywalker into a whining screaming bitch, nearly wiped out the entire rebellion, came back to life using clones at least 3 times, Subjugated an entire galaxy by himself, enslaved all the wookiees (yes, thats spelled
right) and could show up Hitler, Mussolini, Yamamoto, and Stalin up in any game of risk even if they all teamed up and took
George's advice on how to assfuck the
world. Our president's role model and mine as well --definately a BAMF
Kim Jong Il should take some notes
(also makes an appearance on Robot Chiken)
world leaders,"hey! wtf! why are there star detroyers in orbit and Stormtroopers trashing out cities!"
any sober person," aww fuck! Palpatine sent his BAMF general Samuel L Jackson to
kick our monkey asses!"
misguided and uninformed,"why dont we just
fight back?"
the
sober,"psshhh why dont you bend over and hand your new emperor the lube"