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A loyal and trustworthy friend to those who don’t cross him. A bastard and devil to those who do cross him. Big dick attracts all the ladies and he is amazing in bed. (Sex god). He’s rich but doesn’t show it. He cares for certain people in his life e.g. his family, close friends and his girlfriend/wife. He looks after his girlfriend/wife especially. He always puts family first. You need a Humoyun in your life
Humoyun by bandeeeed December 26, 2022

Yoshi moshi 

The type of girl you will rarely walk pass by and even if you do, you simply won't know ya yankee dankee doodle shyte.
this girl would literally cook you rice if you threat her. She is negative by blood and by hope,But man shes a 10/10
Yoshi from mario ain't even that thicc as-
you get my point
yoshi moshi you call your fluffy woffy big baby hunny bunny wonny, so on so
yoshi moshi doshi boshi seshi pushi what ever you name it bruh, love of your life if you say so.
Ayo ma yoshi moshi wasssaaa garll ?
her: i am fine>
aye yo yoshi moshi doshi boshi-
her:blocks.
aye damn.
Yoshi moshi by Rakyat tha platipus October 23, 2022

machine gunning 

Shooting objects out of your Anus rapidly.....
That stripper machine gunning half the crowd...

Cock Fondue 

When you cover a cock in cheese or chocolate leaving a hardened cheese or chocolate coat on your dick
Jeff and Maggie decided to try out cock fondue last night
Cock Fondue by Booty Burglar August 1, 2016

Samuel Reed 

Samuel reed, a name for one who is a Gay Canadian Jew.

the name itself means "Sexually Aroused" or "Horny", which is normally accurate.
Hey Samuel Reed, I heard you were a Gay Canadian Jew!
Samuel Reed by Bolllocks July 1, 2024
A ugly , worthless , trashy , cheating , white bitch
" that bitch sarah cheated on me bro "

" I hate that bitch Sarah "

" Sarah dresses like a bum "
Sarah by BB-DDon January 28, 2017
Ass & Titty Machine. an electronic telecommunications device that enables the customers of a financial institution to perform financial transactions without the need for a human cashier, clerk or bank teller.
I gotta pull money out the Ass n Titty Machine (ATM) to tip these girls
ATM by KrispKode February 16, 2015
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