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cancer zodiac

You're probably here because cancer definitions are all about the disease. Because the sign sucks. But enough about the sign named after a disease and with the sign of a sex position, let's talk about those born from the 22nd of June to the 22nd July.

Pretty awesome. But they cry alot. Like alot. Always depressed. But also very attractive. Cancers will always look after you, no matter how you treat them. They're like dogs.
Chad: I am dating a cancer
Nathan: oh gosh your bitch has cancer??
Chad: No silly, Cancer zodiac 🙄
cancer zodiac by Jordy.bat January 23, 2021

Tamellya 

A girl with an amazing personality and a fat ass. She's amazing in bed and outrageously kinky.
Tamellya would be an amazing partner in bed
Tamellya by JEJCJRIXNENX.HG June 3, 2023
A selfie that you take with your pet(s) in it. (Not a photo that someone else has taken of you with your pet(s)).
"My dog is looking so $%^#*)@ adorable right now that I need to take a petsie with her and share it on my Instagram and facebook timeline!"
Petsie by MrsNansense February 11, 2023

Anonymosity

What makes the everyday shy quiet scared reality-escaping bitch on the Internet into a trolling laughing raging prick.

Also is why the 9 year old kids every day threaten to hack you or talk shit just because they know (unless you're an actual hacker) you can't do shit.

The only thing that will not change about said bitch is not telling you much of anything about themselves other than age. Yeah, being anonymous is although safe for you unless you run your mouth too much and end up getting your heart cracked open by some random troll that trolls better than you or hacked just to shut you up, you can also simply get ganged on grow extremely tense lose the original shit talking begin growing upset leave and ultimately cry to yourself because said gang happened to prick out your true self bit by bit. Days later you will be telling your apparent Internet Buddy that you almost committed suicide yesterday.
The Internet is flooded with Anonymosity and little kids that are normally scared shitless begin to talk shit to you unless you can some way give them a bunch of negative facts about themselves.. and you know someone's desperate when all they do is pretend to laugh like LOLOLOLOL and with no comeback whatsoever when in reality they're about to start crying because you overpowered their fake trolling act.

Now I'll go jack off.
Anonymosity by NIS August 26, 2013
Jamaal stopped by with a six-pack on my birthday. what a cun.
CUN by cunluva March 30, 2009
Deities of Greek Mythology; feminine, Titaness. The offspring of Uranus and Gaia, the sky and earth. Others are also labeled as Titans. They were beings of great power, but were eventually overthrown by the gods. Among them were Prometheus who provided humans with fire and medicine, Atlas, who held the heavens aloft on his shoulders, and Cronus and Rhea, the parents of many of the Olympian gods, including Zeus.
The Titans ruled the cosmos before the Olympians.
Titan by ssage March 12, 2013
(vam-pee) Comes from the vampires' bloodline. In other words, it's an immortal creature that excesively drinks Coca~Cola. Like vampires, they drink blood, but just for fun. They can sometimes be hyper because of all the sugar that they constantly drink. Like vampires, they do have a weakness. Their weakness are coconuts, other sodas, tomatoes, and fried eggs. To kill a vampie, you have to shove any of those weaknesses up their noses. To revive them, u may shove bacon in their mouths.

WARNING: They may take one portion of bacon every 3 hours. If not, they may have: heart attacks, excesive need for blood, the urge to stab people, the urge to hug people, the need to be weird, deception problems, excesive thirst and hunger, may feel the need to have sexual relation, and many others.
CAUTION: They may get too hyper if they take 5 or more servings of Coca~Cola.
I'm not a vampire, you dumb butt! I'm a vampie.
Vampie by AlexxaVamppie October 3, 2011
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