dork shelf

a shelf within a room in which typically unacceptable or nerdy paraphernalia is acceptable and in most cases cool to have on display

Dude, Nick has a bad ass dork shelf, it has the original Storm Shadow action figure, a signed photo of the Greatest American Hero, some Star Trek books, and the original floppy disks for MS DOS 5.0.

dork shelf by supirio March 9, 2010

Birbjuice

A juice that is produced by an animal that delights in being scratched by it's hooman slave during sexual intercourse.

Very similar to a pre-cum, only cooler.

Consumes much seeds.

Look at this birbjuice coming out when i scratch it.

Birbjuice by cockenschtuff August 3, 2018

Inspectiongod

Inspecting to a level above API and ASNT standard. To a point that TC-1A is TC-100A+

Bestowing on the inspection process the element of integrity to be ever held in the halls on the sacred group.

Example: T-Dawg

T-dawg found dat low low below that t-min... dang that line is C.F., he must be inspectiongod

Inspectiongod by Achane February 8, 2019

Fart

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"I farted, it tickled, my butt cheeks jiggled it was hot, it was burnin', so I did it again."

Fart by Queefmonster69 January 7, 2023

Excalibur

When engaging in fisting, insert arm to the wrist, grab hold of anything loose and pull violently.

Excuse me honey, but being your knight in shining armor I feel it is only fair that I show you EXCALIBUR!

Excalibur by andy kumar April 30, 2005

omgialmho

Stands for “oh my god I am laughing my head off”

omgialmho that is so funny!

omgialmho by Zypheoniy April 16, 2022

Transmutual

The phenomenon of experiencing the same emotion/thought/physiological state as your soulmate.

"You were in my dream last night."
"BRO, I was just gonna say that you were in my dream as well!"
"Omg we had a transmutual thought!"

Transmutual by transmutualee March 25, 2022

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