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Urban Dictionary

Someone (usually a guy) who talks big about things to make themself look better. What he can do, buy, etc. Usually what they are saying is not true at all, or it's a very large exaggeration of the truth.
James was being such a blowcock again, ranting about how many women he's been with and what type of car he drives.
blowcock by Pork and Beans October 3, 2007

pink shorts 

When a man or woman wears almost skin color shorts and sits legs akimbo, thus giving the appearance on nudity, without genitals or pubic hair.
Person 1: Oh my gosh! That man has no genitals! Is he a Barbie doll?
Person 2: Nah it's just pink shorts
pink shorts by rinopie June 29, 2016
Big fat moron that will hang himself in the near future
Tickzy just fucked up that shot
tickzy by Gangfart January 9, 2021

Mobile Blumpkin 

The act of recieving a blumpkin whilst confined to a wheelchair. If the guy happens to be getting a knobber, whilst he shits into his plastic bag, this will be a mobile blumpkin.
Wheelchair Guy: Hey! I was getting a knobber whilst shitting into my bag!
Guy: NO, that's a mobile blumpkin.
Mobile Blumpkin by Justin P. McMulan November 12, 2006
The act of saying "How we doin!!" or "That Get-R?" or "We got a winner?" or "Whatcha know?"
He really pulled a ronald on that call.
Ronald by shansmom May 17, 2006
The act of performing oral sex on a woman who doesn't shave her pubic hair. Originated from the town of Muff, in Ireland.
"So what'd you get up to over the weekend?"

"Oh, nothin' much. Just a lie in, and a bit of muffing the wife
Muffing by Spoovo August 25, 2015