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Urban Dictionary

cheese elves 

The microscopic elves that live inside soft cheeses, are birthed when you destroy said cheese, and live in the ether. In their downtime they pay bills and produce corn. And play basketball.
Oh shit, did you just dive into that cheese? Now you have 27 billion cheese elves on your body right now! Better call Mrs. Frizzle.
cheese elves by MoshiMooshkillers November 27, 2021

janousek 

To take pictures of food, desserts, cakes and drinks while traveling and post them on social media for a wider audience.
Derived from the famous traveling Czech translator Pavel Janousek.
New country, new city on my trip. Finally I got a chance to janousek properly again and ordered an awesome T-bone steak. Look at these pictures!
janousek by Not The Guru January 30, 2020
Really really wants to have a baby, a bad case of baby fever.
She watched that cute baby video and now she’s brooding
Brooding by Gigiiiiiiiiii October 25, 2020
Liberals with bad hair cuts

according to RC - @therightcorner on tiktok

DEFINITIONS ARE OBJECTIVE!!!
see that guy over there he’s copium fo sho
Copium by Just_a_simp December 13, 2022

Knuckle Symphony 

1. The sound you hear after being punched repeatedly. This is usually accomplished by a bully of some sort.
2. The sound of a habitual knuckle-cracker, especially one who is capable of cracking many knuckles at once.
"Oh man, Jimmy's probably hearing a knuckle symphony right now! Lets call an ambulance."

"Hey, man, thanks for the knuckle symphony right there. Really appreciate it."
Knuckle Symphony by phool23 December 16, 2009

black card 

A card given to all african american people just for being black. The card must be renewed annually by scaring an undisclosed amount of white people, preferable in upperclass areas or in states like Connecticut.
"That bouncer wasn't trying to let me in cause I had on an American Eagle shirt. I had to whip out my black card just to let him know."
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