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Piece of crap computer company. Don't buy from them unless you want to have to call in and talk to hindu people who speak english but don't understand it.
Bob to Joe - "Hey joe, i bought a gateway today"
Joe to Bob - "cool, how is it?"
Bob to Joe - "oh it works pretty good except for the fact that it broke."
Joe to Bob - "Yea you should have gotten a dell"
gateway by Oz January 1, 2005

Nerdy-pie 

Adj: Someone who is into Nerdy/Geeky hobbies and lights up when you listen to them talk about their interests, acting very cute doing so,
Listening Matpat talk about FNAF is adorable he's such a nerdy-pie .
Nerdy-pie by Ahoman March 7, 2023
Acronym standing for: "Vag, Ass, Mouth". Involves 3 guys and one girl. One guy gets oral sex while the other two double penetrate her.
"So me and two buddies were hanging out with Denise last night, and next thing you know, VAM!"

"That chick totally wanted some VAM"

"Cynthia? Yeah, VAMed her last night.
VAM by 33Marion May 1, 2009

deadbooty 

not capping (.)
logan deadbooty thought i was natalie
wait, deadbooty?
yeah, deadbooty

tangerism 

1) When a person who is overly spray-tanned enough to become orange-skinned has a fit of rage, to such a degree that it may cause them to have an aneurism.

2) An orange person having an unhealthy tantrum.
News Channel: "Today president trump made a fool of himself once again, as he failed to keep another promise he made to his voters..."
Spicey: "Oh man, Don's gonna have another tangerism when he watches this!"
tangerism by Katya Eye March 25, 2017

TimeFlaire 

Video Game Exploiters, An organization ran by drug addicts suffering from depression.
P1: Look! TimeFlaire uploaded an exploiting tutorial
P2: Cool. I might check it out.
TimeFlaire by TheDeltaRealm May 1, 2022

christmas came early 

The expression "christmas came early" originated in northern New Mexico. In this case, "christmas" refers to the unique combination of both red chile and green chile on your breakfast burrito. The fiery blend has a unique chemical reaction that results in premature bowel movements that are tainted with the fire of the chile. Thus, when one has a BM after consuming a christmas breakfast burrito, christmas is said to have come early.
Ralph: Oh, man! It's only 10:00 am and that loaf I dropped felt like fire!

Ted: Sounds like christmas came early.
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