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fauxdemic 

A fake pandemic meant to tighten the grip of governmental control on the people.
I can’t believe they are shutting down the United States for this bullshit fauxdemic!!!
fauxdemic by Boydsta00798033 November 25, 2020

weebidry 

To know an unbelievable amount of a certain or many anime/manga
Guy:Can you help me understand the plot line of this anime?
Girl: You’re lucky that you are asking a master of weebidry about this and not some normie weeabo
1. To be an onion one must continuously trash talk others while knowing full well that they are incapable of doing the same thing.

2. The act of being an absolute bellend.
John is such a fucking onion.
Onion by SV23 May 15, 2018
that word you're always looking for to describe the person who means alot to you:
amazing, gorgeous, sexy, all other similar positive adjectives times infinity
bruh did you see cami furgeson?! she is sooo shoop!
shoop by babybear.shoop February 25, 2009

dfskalkf 

1.a combination of randomly typed letters, commonly used when venting frustration but being unable to type something intelligent

2. drunk speak for "dude I'm gonna throw up"

3. how blind people type

if you actually read this... what the fuck? what would make you search dfskalkf?
"That shit makes me so dfskalkf"

"Seriously, it would have been more intelligent just to say 'fuck you man' then dfskalkf"

"What does dfskalkf mean.... oh man! He just threw up on the floor"

"weroii lkjwelkr wodvlknd dfskalkf wiropb lkwjelkr bslker"
dfskalkf by evan tates December 11, 2008

do a linford

this is when you need to get somewhere very quickly or get away from somewhere very quickly.
ive got the flag boys im doin a linford
do a linford by David Alderson April 21, 2005