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Urban Dictionary

Descended from the progenitor, Brian Boru - THE LAST GREAT HIGH KING OF IRELAND: the greatest military leader the country has ever known.
Two mottoes have been associated with the O'Brien clan: firstly, Vigueur de dessus: 'Strength from above' and secondly, 'Lamh laidir an uachtar' 'The strongest arm uppermost'
O'Brien by obrienwrite May 20, 2008
En dum svin
Person 1: hva er dit nummer?

Viktor: 12345678

Person 1: tak, jeg har kodet dig ind som en dum svin
Viktor by Floedebollen May 22, 2023
(n) The hole in the penis from which urine or semen emerge.
The catheter had made his slindle sore.
slindle by Heptune May 14, 2005

Ashy Crotcher 

An ashy crotcher is a basic unkempt, dry, dirty, scrawny white boy, most commonly found with a drug problem, no shirt, and baggy jeans or sweatpants which he is constantly grabbing the crotch of to either hold them up or to scratch himself. Or both. While looking you straight in the eye and talking about nonsense as if it's a normal thing.
"That ashy crotcher over at the gas station was trying to bum a smoke. I said nah man not today. Then he offered to sell me his aunt's microwave for 15 bucks so he could 'just get by'."

"My sister asked me to come pick her up at her boyfriend's house. I pull up and this ashy crotcher starts talking about how much he likes my car and how he's gonna get one like it next week when his disability check comes through"
Ashy Crotcher by CelticThunder November 28, 2023
SEX IN THE NOSE!
When you stick your BIG or small cock up someone’s nose.

The great thing about this is you can do it with either another male or female!

It’s a win win really and as a fabulous bonus it doesn’t count as cheating ;) ;) ;)
Hello mate wanna go have some noseal?

yeh mate one sec, who’s cock and nose are we using?
noseal by welovenoseal July 8, 2019
When you stick your penis in the vagina and just let it "sit there" and PREHEAT! No slow roast, No Baking, No Broiling! No movement of any type. When you've already let the penis get to room temperature.
Derek: Hey Jenny, can I pop your cherry?
Jenny: No, I want to wait until I'm married.
Derek: Can I just preheat my dick then?
Jenny: Sure, but don't open and close the oven door or you're in trouble!
Preheat by SJFive0 March 7, 2024
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