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Kitzinger simp 

literally any mf named angelo. also, this dude usually lives inside a tree, and he sometimes eats the birds that come by raw. sometimes they think miracle day was good as well
where's angelo? he's probably in the tree, the little Kitzinger simp!

Clown Tears 

The tears of someone, usually liberal, that's known for complaining or crying about every decision President Trump makes. Even the smart logical ones...
"yeah man ever since Trump backed out of that Paris deal Tina's been shedding those Clown Tears...
Clown Tears by BirdLi June 8, 2017

turkey face 

The confused, paranoid, and often guilty look found upon the face of a person who has just ingested a significant amount of marijuana.
Upon entering the living room of his fraternity house, the kid's obvious turkey face tipped off the rest of the group that he had been indulging in bong hits while upstairs in his bedroom.
turkey face by LakeForestWASP August 14, 2012

ashley montoya 

an awesome person who can be anyone's friend. she loves to joke around and is always sarcastic. but even if she fights with people she still cares and will always love u no matter what because thats what a true bestie is. also she doesn't give two shits about anyone
Jennifer Shim will always be Ashley Montoya's best friend forever. 😊✨💎💎✨💎💎✨
💎💎💎💎💎💎💎
💎💎💎💎💎💎💎
✨💎💎💎💎💎✨
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ashley montoya by _.itsme._ June 12, 2016
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ari by JinglerExtender December 27, 2023
Jojoism is a religion about jojo where the gods are Jojo etc. from the anime Jojo's bizarre adventure.
example:
Jojo: Zeus
Devo the cursed: Hades
Kakyoin:Bacchus
etc.
Hello sir may I present to you my Religion: Jojoism.
Jojoism by MasterDieDie April 21, 2018