Crimeboss 

Crimeboss is the Master of crime who is able to ingest gratuitous amounts of sugar.
Fueled by Double Gulps, he rocks a stealthy beard. The Silent chin inquirer with mad guitar skills. He is the annihilator of Jif peanut butter who bares the kvlt nail strap of death.

Person 1: 'Man, who's that awsum smoking over there?'

Person 2: 'Dude! He's THE Crimeboss!'

Crimeboss by TatoChickMetalSack October 22, 2009

crimeboys

content creation duo consisting of TommyInnit and Wilbur Soot.

I thought crimeboys were actually brothers at first.

crimeboys by perryheart September 30, 2021

Crimebo 

Crimebo: A clown who dedicates himself to the entertainment, performance, comedy and history aspects of crime.

Crimebo the Clown

Crimebo by overactive_drive April 26, 2011

crimeposting 

Posting about crimes on social media - not about personally doing crimes (see criminalposting), but about witnessing or suspecting crimes have occurred. Usually done by white people complaining about "rising crime rates" in the city neighborhoods they are gentrifying.

I downloaded the Nextdoor app and the only people in it are paranoid white people crimeposting about gangs of teens knocking over their flower pots. I don't even know how that's real, they don't ever see anyone, they just post pictures of their porch and it usually could have been a stray cat, or quite frankly the wind.

The midtown Facebook group is full of boomers crimeposting about homeless people peeing on the sidewalks in front of their houses. At least the videos from their porch cameras are good content. This one guy straight up peed into the basement window.

crimeposting by pseud42 February 10, 2019

crimeboysarg 

the best mutual ever kiss

Person 1: Bro do you know who crimeboysarg is?!
Person 2: No??

crimeboysarg by kat.lia.albert November 11, 2021

Crimeboys

Mcyt duo consisting of wilbur soot and tommyinnit

Person 1: Have you watch the last crimeboys stream?

Person 2: nah, they're kinda overrated I prefer clingy duo

Crimeboys by Inniterstreak August 20, 2022

crimeboys

two silly people usually mistaken for brothers

crimeboys my beloved

crimeboys by waflesE October 14, 2022