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Sammering 

The art of jerking off your brother, but stopping right before completion, also know as gay incest edging
Mr. Bell went home that day and began passionately sammering his brother.
Sammering by ukwho August 3, 2025

booblicker24 

funniest, coolest, best swag, aweseomest person ever to live. gets all the hoes, carries on fortnite, and is big ballin. 😛😛😛🔥🔥🔥🔥🥱🥱
booblicker24 is so cool!
booblicker24 by booblicker24 November 21, 2023

meat basher

"i saw him stroking his dong in summer camp he's a meat basher
meat basher by idontlikehomos February 18, 2026
My dads

I hear them every night
They read each other smut
They yell every time in a very high pitch
It makes me sad
I cry
Very hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist

I'M CUMMING…

SO HARRRRDDDD
Kiss-less hug-less handhold-less chud.

It’s like a KHHV, but instead of a virgin, it’s a chud.
“Yo, michael over there is buying another anime figure.”
“Yeah dude, he’s such a KHHC”
KHHC by Mamamamamake January 5, 2026

Pussy Ass 

A pathetic person who finds enjoyment/humor at the expense of another. Makes fake instagram accounts about other people’s sex life in order to feel better about not getting any of their own. An immature, sad, lying bitch. Pussy Ass.
“oh look ! Pussy Ass is back 🤪🤪🤪”
“yep i am girl 🤪🤪🤪”
Pussy Ass by thiccymicky March 31, 2019
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