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No bitches syndrome

The inability to acquire positive attention from the female gender, i.e. women typically

this syndrome affects predominately males and is a terminal illness,

it shows its symptoms at an early age at 14 or 15
if the individual struggles to find an even temporary mate and is stuck in a perpetual state of "bitchlessness"
it is safe to say the individual in question has this syndrome
"the boy suffered deeply from no bitches syndrome causing him to die a virgin and with noone to continue his bloodline"

strozzles 

This is what they, especially Rob, say. It has universal applications.
I got the strozzles. Sure, just let me get my strozzles. Look at the strozzles on that one!
strozzles by N Dizzle May 19, 2004
A woman who lives off of her husband also known as a parasite wife.
A woman who pretends to be of value while sucking the blood of everyone around her. She is usually overconfident and believes her own stories and publicity.
Usually a waste fears being discovered by everyone. The fear is symbolic of her life therefore a waste of time because everyone knows she is a pathetic parasite especially the one person who knows her best- her husband.
If her children have any sense they know she is a waste too unless they are wastes
A waste is very bossy, yet demure and namedrops whatever she can to make sure you know she is not a waste
She usually surrounds herself with other wastes
wastes belong to a club surrounding themselves with other wastes none of the wastes will admit they are wastes privately they go home and think they are better than the wastes they hang around with.
All of a wastes power is derived by inheritance.
Awaste has all the advantages and sucks every opportunity dry because they are lazy, stupid depressed assholes.

Most wastes invent medical conditions to get out of work
Most wastes have an arsenal of stories they tell in order to create the illusion that they are popular and productive.
Wastes are usually waiting for the other shoe to drop- the husband or friends to dump them once they discover how petty, treacherous, devious, lazy and worthless they really are.
I ran into that waste the other day she whined about her shoulder, her back and bragged about how rich and popular she is. She is nothing but a waste.
Guess what the husband finally got the balls to leave his waste wife. Now the waste has something to talk about that is real- the waste got dumped.
I spend an entire evening at that wastes house she prides herself in being stupid, quiet resembling a lump. Everyone thinks that waste is a good woman- she has no other choice to pretend to be good- she has nothing to say- she is a waste.
Waste by golferoftheyear February 7, 2010
You guys wanna go WAP tonight at the Beach? — You guys wanna go Worship and Praise tonight at the beach?
WAP by jerezmy August 16, 2020

nicol-ly 

She’s the person that no one talks at school, but she don’t need anyone but herself. Nicol-Ly it’s the owner of universe and the person you regret for not talking in college, she probably just trust herself and a close friend, that’s it. She’s the smartest, loudest, the best singer, most charismatic and kindhearted person you will ever get to know.
If you get to know her, of course.
She’s the friend that will always develop a conversation instead of just saying “nice” or “okay” and changing the subject, the kind of friend you want but won’t ever have.
Nicol-Ly is someone little sister, but way smarter and mature.
Random person 1: nicol-ly is so admirable, and smart.
Random person 2: I kind of don’t like her.
Random person 1: Just because you’re not her.
Random person 2: Ok, true.
nicol-ly by étoile June 7, 2019
a good person who should be in your life so you can succeed
I wish I had rasesh as my friend
Rasesh by op gamers January 8, 2022
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