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twitle-pritzer

A country term for an especially stupid hooligan, who has no care for anything or anyone around them.
Person A: you wanna skip geometry?
Person B: (in country accent) No now I ain’t gonna be caught wandering dem halls wit no twitle-pritzer!
twitle-pritzer by freedombird22 August 13, 2023
the coolest, funniest, smartest, and sexiest person alive.
"yo do you know dahlyia"

"yes omg they're so cool, funny, sexy and smart omg"
dahlyia by joahtheestallion April 4, 2022

next joke 

when someone talks some ridiculous sorcery out of their mouths
person 1: say it for me
person 2: next JOKE
next joke by James Hardtits July 24, 2022

Skeet o' mom 

Skeet o' moms: action phrase meaning that someone likes to have sexual relations with mothers, also known as MILFs. The skeeting can partake inside the mother or on the mother as long as it is with, infact a mother. You can find a great variety of MILFs at the superstore "Skeet o' moms" (membership required)
"Damn I felt like a 20 yr convict that got parole at the playmate mansion when i got to have your mom over for some skeet o' mom time. Dont worry i let her take a shower before cooking your dinner"
Skeet o' mom by AnonymousPDX August 16, 2006
Eric Clapton, legendary British blues guitarist, GOD
EC is GOD!!!
EC by WistfulThinker March 30, 2004

CMgriffing 

CMgriffing is a twitch streamer who allegedly does programming, but does not appear to actually do such. instead, they spend hours talking about productivity and other streamers. Also, if you commit a thoughtcrime, he'll yell at you to fuck off and ban you from the chat.
<StephenHawKing> hey dude i've been trying to talk on twich but nobody will. i tried some guy but they banned me instantly and called me an "asshole troll"
<jengajamz99> oh cmgriffing? yeah that dude is like a total douchebag. i tried chatting on his stream, he mispronounced my name, told me to die in a hole.
CMgriffing by XxSweetBro27xX March 10, 2025