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lemon face 

Term used to describe a middle-aged single woman, usually employed in a dead-end civil servant job. The lemon face has horrible people skills, is angry at the world, and with her life. She is the one who sits in her cubicle with a perpetual sour-puss look on her face. Lemon faces are typically employed by their respective civil service to be customer service reps.
I waited for 2 hours to renew my drivers licence but when I finally reached the counter, the lemon faced customer service rep told me I didn't have the right documents. Then she said "sucks to be you"
lemon face by Wordy McWorderson August 12, 2011
i love you romina. i love your dyed red hair, your big eyes, your nose, everything about you is just perfect.
romina>>
Romina by jsmmsmskslakdjd February 4, 2022
What could you say about Rolan? He's wild, sexy, fashionable and SMART! Everything you're looking for in a guy. Not only does he have a big cock, but he knows how to use it! All the girls at school whether it's high school or college. They all want him. Day to day he's bombarded by big breasted bombshells which are lock and loaded. But, sometimes he will go for small titted girls too. He has no preference, therefore, he's a lovely guy. Get you a Rolangirl! :)
Girl 1: Hey! Look at Rolan over there!
Girl 2: Yeah, he's looking pretty good over there.
Girl 1: You know how I sucked him off last night?
Girl 2: I thought you were joking!
Girl 1: Well I wasn't... He has a 9 inch cock. *Shows pic to Girl 2*

Girl 2: Ok let's call big cocks Rolan!

dirty stuart

The Dirty Stuart is when you funnel dirty bong water up your anus and shart it all over a pregnant woman
Yo James gave Tina a massive dirty Dirty Stuart last week.. the cunt still smells like bong water
dirty stuart by Madmouth97 April 1, 2020

Tragic Comedy 

something rather amusing, about a death or something tragic
Tragic Comedy by Yudge Milker March 14, 2004
Donald Trump's reaction to the photoshoot in which he was beheaded by Kathy Griffin.
"Despite the negative constant press *Kathy Griffin beheads the President of the United States* covfefe."
Covfefe by kysgrape May 30, 2017
Strong,Masculine,Leader,Admired by ZEEK the GEEK
Zeek the Geek is a JERK so Ronald is Awesome
Ronald by SirRonald February 4, 2010
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