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twilight 

a shit series written by the oh-so-brilliant author stephenie meyer. it is a mockery of feminism and everything that women have worked for. after reading a few chapters, readers should decide that it is not literature--it is glorified fanfiction. edward cullen (the blasted perfect man of the series) is a creepy stalker that is basically an abusive husband. seriously, young girls really want a guy like that? go to the nearest jail. plenty of sex offenders there! it is 4 shit long books of bella's highly annoying thoughts. she is very obviously a mary sue--every single character that has offended her is looked down upon (leah clearwater). it's a novel (ha, "novel") of size 20 font that takes up, possibly only half the page and the books are about 20' in width, 50' in length. a waste of trees. no one quite important dies except for one person but her family was willing to sacrifice her for the safety of bella. bella could do no wrong. even when she screws up, she is still "amazing". i could go on.
aww man, that book sucks! ...oh, wait, no. not compared to twilight, it's not.
twilight by gorillabear June 30, 2010
the best person discord and may also be gay
the gay kid ghostie is here
ghostie by gay4lyfe May 10, 2022
salakau is a gang that originates in Singapore

salakau people are very "fierce"(a term used by many yp's)
look at alldan he looks like he is in salakau
alldan is in salakau he must be very fierce
alldan once said that salakau is the biggest gang in singapore
salakau by hgbijuy May 2, 2020
[] by Saetern June 2, 2018
1. to kill
2. buzzword used every other 3 words by white lgbtq+ women that spend 23 hours a day on the internet, speak like they’re high, drunk, and half-asleep at the same time, and wear 5 gallons of makeup minimum
1. slay the monster to win the game
2. omg yassss!!!!! slay queen!!!!!!
slay by Heelpiwquin June 12, 2023

smallskillz 

A person who normally is good at sports and has a small dick and is very funny
Have you seen those smallskillz
smallskillz by Fytopi November 30, 2016
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