When your love for Tom Cruise is so extreme you focus your life on becoming his mommy.

Originated from its use in the sport 'blernsball', which appears on an episode of Futurama. It is just a word of jiberish that can be substituted with any word, similar to the word marklar. Use blern as a generic word, similar to a pronoun, that can refer with specificity to any thing, place, person, idea, concept, or otherwise represent the meaning of any noun, including proper nouns.

The act of using the Mario Lopez back massager as a way to pleasure you partner 💦

A compilation of all of the places a loaner has been and lived.

A drinking Town with a College Problem. A party school. A place where the beer flows like wine, and frat boys instinctively flock to the bars and to Sal's for pizza.

When your penis and genitals are so gigantic that one is physically incapable of prefroming the act of sexual intercourse without killing the partner or horrendously maiming them. The disease is associated with causing debilitating back problems, lightheadedness, causing fainting on sight, disillusioned feelings of supremacy, shit-stabbing, and causing fear of intercourse or loss of labido in others.