Suckish Band Attraction
To be strangely attracted to bands that you know are sucky/crappy, and you can't explain why. Usually hidden from friends, and very awkward when someone finds out.
Random Guy 1: Dude, you listen to the band Aiden? They're lead singer sucks and their makeup is so creepy and badly done.
Random Guy 2: Forgive me, I have a severe case of SBA
Random Guy 3: Oh I'm so sorry, I didn't know.
A finishing move where the man grabs the woman by her hair, loads his testicles into her mouth and when he ejaculates, uses his free hand to take the tip of his penis and mash it against her forehead, splattering all in her hair and on surrounding objects. Can also be plural.
"You get any last night?"
"Yea but she was totally pissed when I Jase-squatched on her and ruined her drapes with the splatter."