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Hensonphilia

One who fucks puppets.
Friend 1: Did you hear about the guy that ran the puppet show? Total case of Hensonphilia.
Friend 2: Huh?
Friend 1: Carlos walked in on him ramming the bunny puppet.
Hensonphilia by PrincessPuffinMuffin February 19, 2010
a fine ass male or female that works your lips so much it makes you hot inside.
hotlips worked me last night she made me hot.
HOTLIPS by Jaye April 1, 2005
The sound that gnomes or extremely short people make, when they move really fast. A very disturbing sound for the man of average height, since he doesn't move as fast and can't predict if or when the gnome will attack.
Man walks alone on street, sees a gnome.

MAN (to himself): Shit a gnome.....
Turns around.
MAN (to himself): Puh, it didn't see me.
*frrrrrrr*
MAN: GAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!
Frrr by J la Dre November 29, 2011
A person who thinks he is better than everyone else, yet self-conscious of himself, since he has an extremely small dick; synonymous with douchebag , jackass, tool, and prick
Katie: So, why did you and Tommy break up?
Claire: Because he was a Lake.
Lake by amanda gyinuss December 24, 2010

meltings 

The remnants of a fountain soda when the ice has melted with existing liquid in the glass or cup creating a not-quite-water, not-quite-soda drink.
Friend 1: Hey, can I have some of your soda?
Friend 2: Sorry man, all that's left is the meltings.
meltings by MW December 21, 2003

The Viggo Mortensen effect 

When you fall in love with a fictional character from a movie/tv show and it turns out the actor looks nothing like them in real life. E.g Aragorn from lord of the rings is played by Viggo Mortensen who looks nothing like him in real life
Man 1: Bro I’m in love with Aragorn

Man 2: yeah, shame the actor aged like milk
Man 1: that’s the Viggo Mortensen effect
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