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A beautiful guy who deserves the world.He is silly, smart, and has great advice.He has amazing confidence and always knows how to make people feel better & make their hearts happy. He is super talented and I want more people to know that, and knows he’s cool.

Everyone who’s his friend will never regret it, truly from my experience, he has made my heart happy.Never be ashamed to be yourself Jonathan, you’re doing so great, I admire you so so much.
Jonathan Is so cool! He’s such a nice person.
Jonathan by Imadonkey August 2, 2022
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helper shakeup

When an elevator apprentice or group of elevator apprentice act as if they know anything and or everything causing the mechanics to "shake up" the help for a new, handsome and more respectful partner.
Fucking helper lost my 9/16" wrench again! Time for a "helper shakeup!"
helper shakeup by Jstick July 27, 2017
That one amazing boyfriend that everyone wishes they could have. His girlfriend is very lucky to have him, she wouldn't trade him for the world. He is also very sexy, tall, kind, funny, and an all around great person to be around.
“Have you seen that new cute tall boy in our class that’s Qwinton”
Qwinton by Art of seduction August 1, 2018
He has a sweet accent! <3 That just makes you smile! He is very good looking and fashionable! And most importantly he is an amazing dancer!
Omg, he is a Bruno, I have never meet someone like him!
Omg, I wanna find my Bruno!
Bruno by anonymous November 23, 2021

Whack Shack 

1) A make shift lean-to made in ones bed room out of blankets, chairs, pillows, and the bed itself, where one masturbates in privacy.

2) A covered shower in a locker room where one wanks.

whack procedure:
Get in
Get off
Get out
1) Everyone knows what my roommate is doing when he is skyping his girlfriend and brings his laptop into his whack shack.

2) The quarter back swears hes straight, but hes not fooling anyone when he suggests drilling a glory hole into our locker room whack shack.
Whack Shack by Mr. Billy Shears February 17, 2009
Fresh off the plane. Modernized version of fob. "Fresh off the Raft" is for people a lot poorer.
FOP: What's a stiker pic?
Asian Chick 1: OMG YOUR SO FOPPY
FOP: What's a fop?
Asian Chick 2: OMG LOL
fop by Loose Nuts September 21, 2006

vagina pancake 

A male who lacks testosterone.
Take this shot you vagina pancake!

Go talk to that girl, quit being a vagina pancake!
vagina pancake by lolodb February 10, 2007