Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary

Boyfriend Protector 

When a young man (aka. indie rocker who would otherwise be standing with his hands in his pockets or tapping his foot lightly while doing a slight head bob) puts his arms around his significant other and then stands with his legs apart as if to ward off wild wolves (but actually to "lay claim" * to his significant other).

*Note: The use of the "boyfriend protector" is a phallocentric gesture.
Bif: "Jeez, look at that mo-fo putting tha boyfriend protector on his lady."

Gordo: "Ugh. I hope he dies."
To flirt electronically, via virtual communications such as text or internet.
She blushed imperceptibly when she realized that he had crossed the threshold into eflirtation.
eflirt by Benji1968 April 17, 2007

Trumpanzee 

Specifically: A supporter of Donald J. Trump.

More generally: A person of caveman type intellect who follows lies and simplistic ideas, even when the truth would serve him or her better.
I can't believe he actually paid me to rent the Brooklyn Bridge. Only a trumpanzee would be that naive.
Trumpanzee by Qbie February 26, 2018

ball piercing

males can diy-pierce their balls with any instrument that works. although not advised, one could simply ram a screwdriver into his balls to pierce them.
.. : "hello sir, how may i help you?"
.. : "uhm i think i wasn't successful in my diy ball piercing.. i could use some help with the screwdriver up my balls."
ball piercing by cremapie August 25, 2021
Absolute Pimp That is undeniably superior than every other teacher known to man. Known on the streets to be seen trapping pumpkins.
Pull up on 5th ave Brandow selling pumpkins for a deal
Brandow by Kdub071 September 23, 2021

physchodudephobia 

Theres a kid that creeps you out, you could call it a phobia.
Yeah physchodudephobia is bad.
Next