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mastrolonardo

A mother fucking sex god
I'd fuck that, he's a mastrolonardo

cheat text 

When your cell phone is connected to your computer via a USB cable, and you are sending text messages with your keyboard, instead of typing them in on your cell phone.
LaFonda was sending me these long ass text messages at a rate of about 70 words a minute! Nobody can text that fast. I'll bet that slut was "cheat texting" me!
cheat text by Thomas O'Brian December 28, 2007
To be both pissed and smashed . Can also be used to describe being off your face on illigal narcotics..
'I drank 20 pints last night, I was completly Smished!'
smished by Evil-Ernie May 20, 2003

Shpookie 

A greasy rat tail hanging off of a red neck's head. When you look at it you vomit from disgust. The person that has the "shpookie" looks like a toothless salamander.
When I sat down on on the rickety roller coaster at the county fair and that greasy little redneck smiled at me with his missing front tooth and greasy rat-tail I said "man that's shpookie!!"
Shpookie by booty247 May 27, 2019

Amazinger 

"Henley, you're amazinger."
Amazinger by MiloNoodle July 9, 2020
A real ass nigga on 56 block. He has an long pipe for someone his height. Ususlly the ladies man but so smooth you won't even notice he has hoes. Also smart asf, but doesn't let people know how smart he is.
You know tymaine? Oh yeah that nigga reall
tymaine by 5600savagesloud November 23, 2016
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