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baseball bat 

a baseball bat is a dick that starts out small in width and then gets bigger in width when is gets closer to the end, giving it the look of a baseball bat.
pimp: so wheres my money hoe?
hooker: this is all i got
pimp: thats it? im gonna slap you with my baseball bat bitch!
baseball bat by teh leet pwnzor October 12, 2008
Spending to Save. With many discount cards at supermarkets, credit card discounts, and bulk warehouse stores like Sams Club, you can only reap the benefits, namely saving, by spending.
I spaved all day at the mall and walked away with an entire fall waredrobe for 50% off retail
the gayest guy you will ever meet
That guy looks like such a khiber!
Khiber by unknownsquared August 24, 2016

Leaf blower 

A leaf blower is when a man blows onto a hairy vagina and the pubes sway back and forth like leaves.
Man 1: “ I️ didn’t wanna eat my girl out last night she was so hairy so I️ gave her a quick leaf blower”

Man 2: nice going
Leaf blower by Redfox November 22, 2018

shoe clerk

Military insult used primarily in the Air Force to describe services, personnel, finance and other support staff. This term is primarily used by aviators. It is more limited than the Army equivalent "pogue", in that not all non-combat, non-flying airmen are labeled as shoe clerks.
"We can't carry loaded weapons anymore because some f***ing shoe clerk is afraid we'll accidentally shoot ourselves."

"That retard shoe clerk got on my case about not having my PT shirt tucked in."
shoe clerk by KING-of-Iraq December 15, 2008

ankle grabber 

when a womans ankles are grabbed during sex. can be done by either party.
fuck and get up is how i do them stank hoes. - Ice Cube
ankle grabber by major_delmac March 4, 2005
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