cesar the monkey is a special monkey in all of our hearts. he is loved by us bc of his ADHD moments. he doesn’t like being called a monkey, but that’s okay.. he also died in his sleep due to 42 gunshots on his leg. he also got his toe chopped off which caused him to go on 748 comas. he was only 1 hour old.
some girl: omg is that cesar the monkey
random guy: yes *process to shoot cesar 42 times in the leg*
where i'm from, a flatlander is the worst thing to be. its kind of like in california where the locals hate the tourists that come to surf, well in northern PA we hate people from jersey, pittsburgh, and philadelphia that come up to hunt deer. a flatlander usually, though not always, has zerorespect for the land, the animals they're trying to hunt, and the locals that put up with them. some of them are nice guys that have a true love for hunting, but the majority of them come up to get drunk at the hunting camp, get into fights at the bar, and for the most part make people from northern PA wary of anything that has a funny accent.
TRUE STORY. A flatlander comes up to me after a day of hunting, he was in a field that was frequented by cows. ME:did you see anything ?
FLATLANDER: no but there are sure some big deer up here. the tracks are huge!!
ME: those are tracks left by cows.
Dude 1: "Did you hear about this "Erdem = Beardem Legday Workout Routine"?"
Dude 2: "Yeah bro, seen some crazy stuff in the internet"
Dude 1: "Yo, Serhad just broke his legs , by doing Beardems"
A person who is sometimes annoying, follows and never leads, has a thing for latinas, assumed gay, and sometimes thinks of suicide, yet he's a great friend in the end.
( sensitive urban zones in English and abbreviated ZUS in French of France): urban based Muslim ghettos within major European cities where only Sharia law is practiced/ enforced
some zones urbaines sensibles are so dangerous that they are effectively " no-go zones' for both non musims and the local police