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Polar opposite of horny.

This is when you are very turned off by a situation, and instead of feeling the mean devil making you wanna do the sweet dirty dirty actions of sin and hell .

You feel an angelic halo making you just really... Really not want to fuck/masturbate

You may be made haloey from someone unattractive trying to turn you on. And begin to wonder "oh shit... Maybe I am asexual".
You: *Watching compilations of Whoopi Goldberg sexiest moments 2020, layed in a puddle of sweat with dorito crumbs all over yourself*

Girlfriend: *Texts you* "Hi my sweet Prince, I hope you are having a lovely day, I've made a nice meal for you and I've got you something special :)"

You: *Texts back* "FFS you stupid little bitch you fucking made my video pause you really have to ruin it you make me so haloey. I HATE YOU! "
Haloey by JayFen May 18, 2020
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salty curry 

A salty curry is a time dependent sexual act. One person will consume a spicy curry and then 24 hours later will have anal sex. Extra spicy for everyone!
Packed with bold and lively flavours, the “salty curry” isn’t for the weak. It’s for the strong and the mighty. - Jamie Oliver
salty curry by RB900 January 24, 2025

Gracchus 

“Have you seen the Gracchus, located either in the bag or When, Arkansas

Residents Association 

"Why are the RA residents association spending all of our money on pointless things??"

"Tossers"
A verb, meaning the act of telling useless information to another person.
"giraffes can't cough"
"wow, you really know how to Bapp"
bapp by lellie November 10, 2008
A Guy with an absolute HUGE Dick. You need to search many years to find A Guy with A bigger Dick. He gettin' all hoes and is a real king. An other Word for Vilgot is gods son!
A Guy with an absolute HUGE Dick. You need to search many years to find A Guy with A bigger Dick. He gettin' all hoes and is a real king. An other Word for Vilgot is gods son!
Vilgot by Answers:) December 12, 2016