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The Walrus and the Carpenter 

The act of simultaneous penetrating a vagina with your penis and pointer finger.
Dude, hear you gave Clara the Walrus and the Carpenter in the parking lot.
A person named Damaris is the best person you can meet their funny honest picky but at all times their funny kind and their smile is perfect 💙💜
Boy 1 : Damn Damaris is so perfect bro

Boy 2 : I know right
Damaris by Viccc March 3, 2022

Protography 

The setting up a shot that requires lighting, framing and positioning of subjects.

A studio shoot/behind the scenes of pictures that are professionally done compared to a picture from a click of a button flash digital camera on location
You can see the protography in these images, lighting has a mood, the background is colourful and the model is the delight to the centerpiece.

The protography from the digital SLR camera is beyond amazing.
Protography by SquirrelPower September 3, 2009

speargunning 

In corporate America, while at someone else's cubicle,
the act of putting a foot onto the desk or some other stable object thereby exposing your crotch to the poor soul sitting there...
Man, my boss, Kotowski, just speargunned me again!

Dude, I know... He has a nasty habit of speargunning at meetings too!
speargunning by djmush1 April 30, 2006

MEATHEAD 

the hippie guy on archie bunker
Archie: 'eh Meathead get outta' my chair!
MEATHEAD by steve harvey November 20, 2003
a slur for a person who is over 25 who still uses discord.com (extra points if they still talk to 13-17 year olds)
mom: keep that up and you're gonna be a fucking grietza when you're older
grietza by ceceistic July 31, 2025
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