ashis

An Alien from the mysterious planet of zeekigand-o , this stubby "Teletubby" three-legged beast is especially fond of the "Wacky Movie". He has a fetish for Bongs and will do anything for Free Stuff. He is known to startle innocent children at night with his sudden grin and retarded laugh. He had been stored in cryostasis since the end of the Kalinga Wars, but escaped during the Pokhran Nuclear Testing of 1999 and holed up in an obscure corner of Rajasthan, India. The poor chap now has difficulty finding edible food and is known to whine about this fact regularly. Chief amongst his weaknesses is Narcotics and Alcohol- he faints at the very sight of them. He is also known to enjoy and encourage , by vigorous orchestration, spanking on his specific Zee-spot. The Government recently hired this extra-terrestrial doofus to help solve the case of the Missing Niggers of Calcutta;due to his brilliant Ideas and Entrepreneurial finnesse.

Philosophy founded on this Alien Principle : Zeelosophy ; concerned with philanthropy and mushroom-hogging,amongst other worldly problems.

Tom Cruise converted to Ashis' Zeelosophy last night, leading to mass suicide at the local Scientology centre.

ashis by eskaycee January 22, 2011

BackBlockers

The Biggest Steppers that reside in the dale, they make money and don’t do the outsiders, tells everybody stay across the tracks or else!

Them backblockers really be stepping, nobody can do anything with them!

BackBlockers by CEO BACKBLOCK January 3, 2022

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Addinna

A Gorgeous person who is fiesty but patient and calm.
Can be aggresive at times... but always knows to cheer u their friends

Addinna is sexy

Addinna by Katie2717 June 12, 2011

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Hiff

The sound a particularly uncouth and socially oblivious coworker with chronic sinus issues will make while what appears to be simultaneously hocking a lugey while sniffing the drainage

If you Hiff one more time I'll shove this box of tissue up your nose

Hiff by Schoolboy January 3, 2014

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wise

very clever man

this kid is wise

wise by sabaaa October 27, 2008

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Moig

A term that means "look at me in all my glory." Said with a sly look out of the side of ones mouth. Helps to have a protruding incisor.

Moig.

Moig by Anonymous September 12, 2003

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SkateGoat

Goat was a goat
Goat was a goat
Can I make it any more obvious
Goat was a goat
Goat did ballet
What more can I say
Goat wanted goat
Goat'd never tell

Secretly goat wanted goat as well
But all of goat friends
Stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his baggy clothes
Goat was a skater goat
Goat said see you later goat
Goat wasn't good enough for goat
Goat had a pretty face
But goat head was up in space
Goat needed to come back down to earth
Five years from now
Goat sits at home
Feeding the baby goat's all alone
Goat turns on TV
Guess who goat sees
Skater goat rockin' up MTV
Goat calls up her friends
They already know
And they've all got tickets to see goat’s show
Goat tags along
Stands in the crowd
Looks up at the goat that she turned down
Goat was a skater goat
Goat said see you later goat
Goat wasn't good enough for goat
Now goat's a super star
Slamming on goat guitar
Does your pretty face see what goat's worth?
Goat was a skater goat
Goat said see you later goat
Goat wasn't good enough for goat
Now Goat's a super star
Slamming on goat guitar
Does your pretty face see what goat’s worth?
Sorry goat but you missed out
Well tough luck that goat's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see
See the man that goat could be
There is more that meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside
Goat's just a goat

SkateGoat was a goat
Goat was a goat
Can I make it any more obvious
Goat was a goat
Goat did ballet
What more can I say
Goat wanted goat
Goat'd never tell

Secretly goat wanted goat as well
But all of goat friends
Stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his baggy clothes
Goat was a skater goat
Goat said see you later goat
Goat wasn't good enough for goat
Goat had a pretty face
But goat head was up in space
Goat needed to come back down to earth
Five years from now
Goat sits at home
Feeding the baby goat's all alone
Goat turns on TV
Guess who goat sees
Skater goat rockin' up MTV
Goat calls up her friends
They already know
And they've all got tickets to see goat’s show
Goat tags along
Stands in the crowd
Looks up at the goat that she turned down
Goat was a skater goat
Goat said see you later goat
Goat wasn't good enough for goat
Now goat's a super star
Slamming on goat guitar
Does your pretty face see what goat's worth?
Goat was a skater goat
Goat said see you later goat
Goat wasn't good enough for goat
Now Goat's a super star
Slamming on goat guitar
Does your pretty face see what goat’s worth?
Sorry goat but you missed out
Well tough luck that goat's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see
See the man that goat could be
There is more that meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside
Goat's just a goat

SkateGoat by NotSkateGoat September 11, 2018

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