Schoolboy's definitions

Hiff

The sound a particularly uncouth and socially oblivious coworker with chronic sinus issues will make while what appears to be simultaneously hocking a lugey while sniffing the drainage

If you Hiff one more time I'll shove this box of tissue up your nose

by Schoolboy January 3, 2014

Study

(verb)
The act of eating, drinking, and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

I was studying for our history test.

by SchoolBoy September 21, 2013

whuff the vape

to smoke a substance (as opposed to other less pleasant methods of injestion)

"I've never banged up in the mainline, I just whuff the vape"

by schoolboy February 10, 2002