Schoolboy's definitions

Hiff

The sound a particularly uncouth and socially oblivious coworker with chronic sinus issues will make while what appears to be simultaneously hocking a lugey while sniffing the drainage

If you Hiff one more time I'll shove this box of tissue up your nose

by Schoolboy January 3, 2014

whuff the vape

to smoke a substance (as opposed to other less pleasant methods of injestion)

"I've never banged up in the mainline, I just whuff the vape"

by schoolboy February 10, 2002

Study

(verb)
The act of eating, drinking, and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

I was studying for our history test.

by SchoolBoy September 21, 2013