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Crotch Quarter 

A quarter that you put between your crotch before you give it to someone.
Joe: Hey Mike! Can I borrow a quarter?

Mike: Sure, just give me a moment... (pretends to get quarter out of his pocket) Here you go!

Joe: Thanks! (walks away)

(You vaguely hear Joe say the quarter smells funny)

You: Do you think he'll find out that he got a Crotch Quarter?

Mike: Hell no! (laughs)
Crotch Quarter by Ninja Chinchilla January 26, 2011
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average penis length 

The average penis length is likely between 5" and 5.75" based on all genuine, unbias scientific studies. Even given this fact you can still ask most men their penis length and will always get an answer of 6" to 10", mostly around 7" to 8". The length of the pensis is measured from the top of the head to the point where the penis joins the body (without pressing in to the bone), along the top. Penis lengthening is only possible by means of surgical enchancement which prevents normal erectile functions - such surgery is only performed on mico-penises.
Most males do not know the average penis length, instead they choose to believe the media which dictates that penesis of 8" and upward are more desirable to women.
slang word for style of music, techno eg. trance, dance club
"dance to that tekkaz mate"
#1- you like tekkaz?
" yeah i love to rave to the tekkaz"
tekkaz by mikall2 June 3, 2007
A bunch of assholes set out on a mission to ruin youtube videos because they were using "stolen" audio tracks, while they were probably bought on itunes or something.
Person 1: Hey did you see that video I told you about?
Person 2: no cause fucking WMG copyrighted the soundtrack.
WMG by stupidhalo124 November 10, 2009

hambearger 

Adverb
Ham-bear-ger

Describes a combination of a bear and a burger.
Basically Hamburger but "bur" is swapped with "bear".

A term created by Moriah Elizabeth.
" That looks like a hambearger! You know, because of the bear and burger resembelance? "
hambearger by nightfull February 13, 2021

gnfleftbigtoe

gnfleftbigtoe Is a tiktoker 😱
gnfleftbigtoe? shes the coolest person alive ‼️
Collaborating in realtime, working together with friends and colleagues on something via any electronic device
Ed was going to fly to Japan for a meeting but instead he swoodled with Taro.

Lisa had got so accustomed to swoodling her work with her classmates that they never needed to meet up.
Swoodle by belfastbarman May 14, 2015