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Office Romeo 

That Guy at work who thinks he's gods gift to women. He brags to his male colleagues about all the women he's dated and desperately uses cheesey chat up lines to get himself a date but often fails miserably.
Office Romeo trying to chat up the bosses hot new secretary: " Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print."

Secretary: " I thought I could smell cheese, but it turns out it's just your aftershave".
Office Romeo by hteb78 August 5, 2023
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a sexual desire by both men and women, females describing it as hummus, where as men describe it as hummas. It is classified in three seperate divisions, the first being extremely good hummus, the second being sub-par hummus, and the third being sloppy hummus.
"dude.. hummus in the bathroom right now."
"yo, she won't give you hummus, your not worthy of it."
Hummus by Kcamsss1133344 February 22, 2009

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 

Another installment to the lack-luster Call of Duty series followed by a legion of mindless fan boys who claim it is the best game in existence despite each new installment bringing next to nothing new to gameplay.

The game is literally alive only because of its multiplayer fandom.

It features what is typically seen with any Call of Duty game.

-A Lackluster Campaign with an incredibly dull story seen in many video games before. The series is seen to some as a rip off of most of the Tom Clancy Adaptations.

-Online Multiplayer broken by a series of easily fixable mechanics ranging from an unbalanced sandbox to incredibly skill-less tactics such as "No Scoping" and "Drop Shotting."
Fanboy: "Dude, I just got Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 and I'm going to jizz all over myself for nothing new and broken!"

Intelligent Gamer: "Ok, have fun with that. Oh, and leave my XBL party before you begin complaining and raging like you have with the last two games."

Faceslut 

A combination of the words Facebook and slut. It pertains to a person who over uses Facebook or a similar social networking site. Some one who posts too many pictures or comments on other's (or worse their own) pictures. Someone who updates their status 25 times a day or someone who spams others with useless invites.
"I am so sick of getting Sally's invites to these fucking stupid public action groups, why is she such a faceslut"
Faceslut by Posus March 26, 2008
An urban legend that seems to have originated in a small Alabama town East of Birmingham.
Nozr is said to be the pure form of coolness and may have single handed (though there are said to be associates) kept the punk rock scene alive in most of the Southeast. Those who claim to have known him say he has quietly disappeared to become a family man, bringing up the next generation of coolness.
1."Is that a dead rat?"
"Yes, don't throw it out. Nozr could do something cool with it"

2. "I partied with Nozr all night last nigh"

"Man, you're full of shit, everyone knows he's not real. Like Elvis in Walmart"
Nozr by Riki-Tiki January 26, 2013
Jack's new word for silent, used on Msn,Skype and text messaging. More commonly used by friends as an jok insult.(if you seek antony)
You are being very slignet today!!
Slignet by Yay!! February 1, 2009

Black Magic

A black guy who after an allotted period of time is blessed by magic and then has the ability to not only get anything right but also to have everything go well for him.
Corey, or as he is known now, Black Magic or Magiko Negro, was given Black Magic in Spanish Class, causing him to now become a kind of hero or awesome god of said classroom. His new catchphrase became "I've got that magic" and a theme song created for him went "I've got the magic in me, and every time I touch that track it turns to black"
Black Magic by The Porcupine January 24, 2014