Ninja Tits

When a woman, be it through loose baggy clothing or some other means, does not appear to have a very impressive rack then reveals that she has fantastic tits.

So I really I liked this girl at work, not too cute but a lot of fun. But I only ever saw her in that dumb, baggy work uniform, so when we went to a bar and she worse this tight T-shirt, I was floored. She'd been holding out on the Ninja Tits!

Ninja Tits by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009

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Dirty Bidet

The combination of liquid and aerosol felt when an automatic toilet mistakenly flushes, post-business but pre-standing-up.

Student 1: (Audibly crying and whimpering in a restroom stall)
Student 2: Hey bro. Are you alright?
Student 1: (Behind stall door) No. I forgot to put toilet paper over the motion sensor on the toilet, and I got a Dirty Bidet... I have 4 more hours of classes! (Crying continues)
Student 2: (Shudders, shakes his head with sympathy, and walks away)

Dirty Bidet by Colibear August 24, 2016

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Renuka

Renuka is a type of girl who is marvolous in every way and so beautiful it hurts.

guy one: daaaaaam
guy two: aw shit that girls so hot
guy one: and she's marvolous in every way!
guy two: ya she's a real renuka

Renuka by drammie May 28, 2009

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ficening

to write fan fiction.

"how's the ficening going alondra?"

ficening by that cheeseburrito February 3, 2018

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cumshot residu

Traces of semen left at a crime scene. With in-depth (anal)ysis of this 'CSR' it's possible to retrieve the male culprit who has been involved in the crime.

'Maybe.. if we use the cumshot residu (csr) on the mass spectrometer we could find the killer - CSI

cumshot residu by bootyhunter72 January 13, 2014