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cotton vag 

Short for Cotton Vagina. Also known as vaginal dryness. Cotton Vag often occurs when sex is not the desired activity of the moment or when a guy just doesn't know when to finish.
"Toss me the lube, I've got an awful case of Cotton Vag!" "I was banging her for like an hour and the bitch got Cotton Vag."
cotton vag by miss bee January 15, 2008

Pig reflex 

Not exactly a reflex, but it's a term used to describe the phenomenon of feeling sleepy after eating a heavy meal.
Once I cleared the buffet table, my pig reflexes were acting up.
Pig reflex by newton12 April 19, 2013

Speeding Galaxy Rocks 

A Rock (or rocks) that you can take and after taking these rocks you will be in a speedy flight to the Galaxy
I had some fire as Speeding Galaxy Rocks last night!!

weightism 

Prejudice or discrimmination against people based on weight. It not only happens with fat people, but skinny ones too.
Look at that fat bitch over there. Let's jack her stuff and see how far she can make it up the stairs.

She's so skinny! I wonder how many times she had to throw up to look like that?

Weightism. sucks, doesn't it?
weightism by gaiamoore May 5, 2006

hop off my nuts 

Another way to say "chill out", "leave me alone", or "get off my ass."

Gets great response, causes the person who's on your ass to shut the hell up and back down.

Mom: Gonzo, did you do your homework yet?
Gonzo: Ma, hop of my nuts.
Mom: Yes master.

or

Fatass in car behind me: (Honking) Hey asshole, get off the road!
Gonzo: What the hell am I supposed to do? The jackoff in front of me is going slow, so hop off my nuts.
Fatass: Oh, sorry. I'm fat and stupid.
hop off my nuts by GONZO! July 28, 2008
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Google Faps 

Analysing Google new projects such as Google+ social network, Google Faps will probably be the next big porn portal.
Dude, I saw an amazing new gangbang over Rebecca Linares on Google Faps! I'll send it to you as soon as I clean my hands!
Google Faps by Yuyu2809 August 3, 2011
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