When a fat kid that is already drunk and naked decides to jump on a trampoline.

A bomb made with baking soda and vinegar in a plastic bottle shell.
Baking soda and vinegar, both being common household items, are ideal for any wannabe bomber.

Baking soda = A versatile raising agent.
Vingegar = A common, strongly acidic substance.

By filling an empty bottle with about an inch of baking soda and the rest with malt vingar until the mixture turns slightly brown will be the right ratio; thus making a harmful and simple bomb.
Some may need a dash at a hard floor to explode and will be propelled along a large distance.

She's the most amazing human being in the world she's always there for you no matter what even if you hate eachother she will come and make sure your okay.

A slur for people who's friends say they'd be great at stand-up comedy but really are only funny in specific situations, or who exclusively do crowd work and are not too good at it.

This is where you tell someone to go when they are being:
A) Stupid in a humorous way.
B) Hilarious
or when someone makes a joke which is extremely amusing.

Red lipstick. A term used instead of French kissing, kissing or making out. Also known as first base.