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Urban Dictionary

spider language 

When you speak in incoherent sentences when it's clearly impossible to understand the gibberish you're speaking.
Guy #1: Dude Igut a newzi car

Guy #2: More spider language?
spider language by Coppose May 18, 2018

Evaxenia 

An absolute icon, born to be a star, charismatic af , cute and sexy at the same time .
YOUR FUCKING QUEEN
Oh my god , im gonna cry , an evaxenia is passing by
Evaxenia by Lollipop 305 November 20, 2021
a super alpha chad big dick a "lone wolf" or tho this alpha males are rare and no friends NO friends
shit its the alpha male birk i dont wont fuck with him
birk by monke man420 February 11, 2022

Clitarupter

I was getting close to move in on this hot guy when my clitarupter bff needed me to bum a cigarette for him.
Clitarupter by SarahKelly April 18, 2017
A word that actually exists; but since it isn't found in dictionaries it drives people up the wall. A combination of "a" and "lot."
Alot of words are considered ungrammatical before they are sanctioned.
Alot by David Horvitz March 5, 2005

Almost Blowjob 

When you're sure that you're about to get a blowjob, but then events out of your control cockblock you.
"Dawg, i almost got a blowjob last night"
"What?"
"Yeah, this girl was for sure going to give me a blowjob, but then her boyfriend called her. He was waiting outside to pick her up. I got an almost blowjob."
Almost Blowjob by TimBayBe December 13, 2009
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