doing the simmons

thats when someone goes past postal and totally freaks the hell out of u by going mental on you. someone u know thats gone totally crazy on you over the past few years.

doing the simmons is what this dictionary definition explains.

doing the simmons by john bublee July 20, 2008

elette

Elette is small but beautiful person of the night. One who can exist on nothing but Coco-Cola and meat. Have to have it her way, arguing against her is meaningless. But when she laughs, the sound takes one into a different realm. My sister, my friend

What's that sound? It's an Elette

elette by Knickerbocker September 10, 2013

Thomas Gibbs

Thomas is a dude in the corps and he is also a very dumb pledge and outside of being a pledge and being a dude in the corps Thomas does not do too much. He struggles with time management and constantly is trying to be in 45 different places at one time when in reality he sucks at making all 45 commitments that he previously made. He is also quite incompetent at laying down pipe.

Man that dude is such a Thomas Gibbs!

Thomas Gibbs by ashhhturd October 27, 2020

sloppy meat

to pay a homless bum to sneak up on a sleeping victim and slap the shit out of their face with his genitals the punch them in the face and run.

steve: yo john smells like shit today
me: duh someone sloppy meated him last night

sloppy meat by jericho arterus ice wolf April 13, 2008

spell check

A system that makes sure what you are spelling is actually a word. The downside to this system is it doesn't think my last name is a word, and rudely draws a line below it, asking me to change it.

Dude #1: Hey, Dude #2, I was word processing a document about the presidency of Barrack Obama, and I had a problem!

Dude #2: Yeah, what is it this time?

Dude #1: I was doing fine with most of the paper, but each time I spelled Barrack Obama's name, spell check kept telling me I was spelling his last name wrong. Is his last name really "Obama"?

Dude #2: *sighs* Yes, I am positive. Shall I spell check you name, MORON?

spell check by Dudewatts March 25, 2010

gomblab

literally the word "hundred" in the Iorje-Quuqt language.

Uma gomblab!
Sxu gomblab!
Sglaa gomblab.

gomblab by XaaXee January 26, 2008

Ridin' Republican

v. To Drive/Ride around in an automobile with the windows down and the Air Contitioner running full blast.

There's nothing on a hot summer day like taking the old gas guzzler out and ridin' republican.

Ridin' Republican by Technicolour Dingleberrie September 8, 2008

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