Urban Dictionary
Restoring Balance to the Force
Wife: What were you doing in the bathroom? You've been in there for 20 min.
Husband: Restoring balance to the force... What do you think I was doing in there?
Husband: Restoring balance to the force... What do you think I was doing in there?
Restoring Balance to the Force by Chris H., Pip R. June 1, 2011
sheditude
Sheditude, an abbreviation of " Positive Mental Sheditude" , is a state of being. A positive mindset that is was created and can be found in the chatroom #the-shed on Markiplier's discord server.
(Can also be found as an # on twitter and such)
(Can also be found as an # on twitter and such)
sheditude by MinaKatana February 11, 2018
thaiarrhea
A seismic case of diarrhea that ensues after eating Thai food. It often arrives without warning and takes no prisoners. A friend-breaker.
My romantic dinner date last night was great... until I was overcome with a lethal case of thaiarrhea while driving home.
thaiarrhea by patrickinbigd February 28, 2011
Donut of Justice
A phrase used to describe someone suffering from advanced MPB (Male Pattern Baldness). The look requires no hair on the top of the scalp with short to medium length on the sides (hence the semi donut). Both a compliment & an insult at the same time!
Guy 1: I think it's time to say goodnight to the combover and bring on a donut of justice.
Guy 2: Bring on the Les Grossman!
Guy 2: Bring on the Les Grossman!
Donut of Justice by Devil Lantern February 19, 2011
cooter comb
the comb for your pubic hairs.. preferably womanly pubes. cooter stands for pooter stands for vaginer stands for pussy.
cooter comb by matilder December 12, 2008