Operation Slow-mo

When someone is always slow, sluggish and tardy. In a crisis they still maneuver like they are wearing medieval plate armor, and generally have the agility of a tractor with a missing wheel.
operation slo-mo

Don: 'Why the HELL haven't we finished this production yet?!'
Gibbo: 'Operation Slow-mo over there is doing his tortoise impression again.'
Don: 'Bloody hell, he's not even morbidly obese the guy's just in a permanent daze. His mum must be a starfish and his dad a freakin statue! You're fired, land porpoise.'
Land porpoise: 'It just looks like I'm going slow!'
Gibbo: 'WTG Captain Obvious. It's looks like that to everyone else too.'

Operation Slow-mo by skemes April 9, 2012

Get the Operation Slow-mo mug.

Dudd

Fat head cow

I shouldn’t call my girlfriend dudd

Dudd by Caught in 4K November 15, 2021

Get the Dudd mug.

Chrondo

Super-high quality cannabis. A combination of Dr. Dre's "the Chronic" and a reference to the Mendocino area of Northern California, ("the Mendo"), the Chrondo refers to that sticky, sweet hippie lettuce Matt Jones knows and loves.

Dude, I was playing frisbee golf and this cop came around, so I threw the "Chrondo" into the pond. Then my damn dog retreived it and I got busted.

Chrondo by CB June 19, 2005

Get the Chrondo mug.

frapacrapo

A person who has a strong disdain for Starbucks.

I asked Paul where he wants to go for coffee and he answered "Anywhere but frapacrapo".

frapacrapo by Andrew Csillag August 9, 2006

Get the frapacrapo mug.

doughball

Some really retarded guy that does not have a clue: Like your ex-husband,ex boyfriend a guy customer, an old fat guy, some guy with no teeth and hair that has NO brain activity!

That guy is nothing but a fucking doughball

doughball by chadsvixon February 17, 2010

Slumpkin

Gettin a blumpkin (head on toilet) while watching Slum Dog Millionare

"Dude, lindsay gave me a slumpkin"

other guy- "shes quite the crack whore"

first guy-"fuck it lets deface the local Mcdonalds by writing wiener on the wall next to a dick

Slumpkin by fagelerino April 30, 2009

Get the Slumpkin mug.

Cutting my grass

When someone tries to take over your drug dealing business. They go to your custees and try to sell them their shit.

Brian is going to get the shit kicked out of him! He's cutting my grass!

Cutting my grass by sextc August 31, 2008

Get the Cutting my grass mug.

Urban Dictionary