Dudd 

Similar to tool but these people aren't necessarily bad, there just kind of like zombies because they act like everyone else, and have simply no personality, or can be talked to for 2 minutes straight.

Or:

Used to describe something that just does not work at all.

George - "where did John go?"
Billy - "I don't know, he's kind of a dudd, he never says anything, and he kinda dresses like me..."

Guy 1 - "yo that Honda you gave me is such dudd. It doesn't even have an engine dude..."
Guy 2 - "don't call my shit dudd!!"

Dudd by Coherent2788 May 19, 2013

dudd 

Defective, the one in a bunch that doesn't work

That cellphone is a dudd

dudd by amandaleebee September 2, 2010

Dudd 

Fat head cow

I shouldn’t call my girlfriend dudd

Dudd by Caught in 4K November 15, 2021

Milk dudd 

Two or one person making love and during the course of love making poops in ones hand and put it inside the others belly button.

We were in the middle of sex and he randomly milk dudd’s me. Milk dudd

Milk dudd by Hubmasterflex January 25, 2021

dudding

The semi-professional art of doing of nothing productive. Apparel may include "dudding trousers" (pyjama bottoms) and a "dudding cave" (bedroom). Large amounts of comfort and food are a priority, while physical exertion is frowned upon.
It is particularly prevalent when hung over or on sick days, and often features long hours of television, films, computer games and/or masturbation.

"I dudded around in the living room playing Champ Manager for 10 hours while watching cricket, eating bacon and drinking milk."
"That's good dudding..."
"I know."

dudding by Sir Duddy of Scranalot April 16, 2009

fuddy duddy 

An old, boring, no humor, crabby, no imagination, anal-retentive person.

"Quit being such an old fuddy duddy, lighten up some!!"

fuddy duddy by Joy September 11, 2004

duddyfunk 

The act of defecating in either a rental or one's own clown suit.

We spent the afternoon travelling from costume shop to costume shop, duddyfunking.

duddyfunk by duddyfunkinupinhere July 30, 2010