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Puñetito 

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Puñetito is the nickname given to a kid that was caught watching porn on a computer in a computer lab in the Universidad de Puerto Rico Recinto de Bayamon. He was made infamous all across the universities of Puerto Rico and the even in the USA because of the video. Remember that this all happened a few days after they caught the singer Elvis Crespo masturbating in an airplane. His name is now a synonym for masturbation, watching porn or both.
Dude I just pulled a puñetito the other day.

Son of a bitch, I was doing a puñetito in the computer lab the other day and someone filmed me.
Puñetito by Acid Reflux7 April 16, 2009
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Love 

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Something that sometimes we cannot show only with someting that we say. Something that could make somebody feel happy and sad. A reason to live and also a reason to die. Love is difficult. Love is blind. Look dont matter if you want a long lasting love from someone. If she/he love you, they love you with all their heart without judging your look
I love you
Love by I'm 13 ,from Malaysia January 18, 2020
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If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu. 

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If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu. — A statement used in minority communities to reflect the reality that representation matters.
Vote for people who represent you and represent your interest because: If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu.
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8 is fate 

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A phrase that STAYs use that means the 8 members of stray kids is a strong bond, It could also be used as a panic message for stray kids' sign that there could be an ot8 live or ot8 content
**sees a tweet about stray kids with 888 likes**

A random stay: omg it really is "8 is fate"
8 is fate by stry July 11, 2021
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State Care Workers (SWC's) 

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A term first coined by Martin Keatings in his 2011 paper "Fundamental reformation of societal norms for state care workers".

An alternate and less pejorative terminology for "unpaid carers", recognising unpaid carers as a vital part of the health and social care workforce.
The only way to combat this stigma is to make individuals, who are State Care Workers (SWC's), indistinguishable from their private and public sector counterparts.
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vaginal viking 

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to brutally rape a vagina such as the ways vikings from the past would do
Tom: Hey Mike what's up?

Mike: Yo bro, I was with Natasha last night and after i was finished with her, she called me her vaginal viking.

Tom: Nice dude i wish i was that lethal in bed!
vaginal viking by TomTheOwnage November 21, 2006
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Chancy Job 

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When caught getting head in the boys bathroom.
We were fucking in the bathroom and a couple of guys walked in and we got a chancy job.
Chancy Job by Ivan Perchenko November 2, 2016
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