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A country that came to the balkans in the 11th century uninvited. Since then it has been annoying the fuck out of everyone on Balkan, including Albania. Basically how they do this is by constantly crying that ''Kosovo is Serbia'', although it declared it's independence in 2008. They also think they have the strongest military on Balkan, but the world bank talks for us Croats. Even though we have everything higher than them GDP, Military budget, Health care money, i can go on and on for half an hour, they think we're nothing compared to them. They constantly bring up history facts about us being nazi puppets Well we actually were, WERE, It's the past... And also they don't mention they killed a decent amount of albanian civillians : ) Also in Vukovar Which won't be forgotten unarmed and untrained civillians fucked the chetniks all day untill they retreated. Basically everyone in the balkans hates them and they are a mistake. They also think that Kosovo is Serbia, but sadly for them and happily for Kosovo, it's not anymore. Sadly they do suck Russia's dick 24/7 for them to help them against us. But luckily we have NATO as an ally so Russia won't do shit Also all of it's allies are basically in a crisis (With the exception of Russia) so they aren't of much help as well I can get all of the dislikes on the world on this. But hey Serbs are running away from the truth Sorry for grammar mistakes I was typing this on my phone and I'm too lazy to go back and fix them
Friend: Serbia is shit!
Me: Capitan Obvious saves the day!!!
Serbia by #ZaDom May 15, 2017

Anti Furry 

furry: Are you an anti furry?
some guy: yes
Anti Furry by realchadwarden September 25, 2017

Check in the Back 

When a customer is looking for a certain store item and they ask an employee to check in the back inventory for it.
Guy : Yo you got a t-bone steak?
Employee: Sir, this is a baby food store.
Guy: Uhhhhh check in the back, the FAR back for dat shit.
Employee: Damn wow we actually have one left
a cow, that is creating an aggravating situation, i.e. a certain type of nuisance
"Don't be such a moosance," I told the over-agressive cow of a political demonstrator blocking the sidewalk.
moosance by oogruuk September 22, 2012

the blanch 

"The Blanch" is an area in Northwest Dublin: Real name Blanchardstown. Famous/Infamous for pub shootings, the Westies, skangers, "De centur" and random stabbings. The crown jewel of dublin living where you can simultaneously be living next to the National Aquatic Centre, James Connolly Memorial hospital and a street ful of burnt out cars.
My goodness, is that a man copulaating with a pigeon??
the blanch by Georgie Burgess June 7, 2005
The arch enemy of the well known BEPIS
HOLY FUCK THAT GUY DRINKS CONKE HE HAS AUTISM!!!!
conke by SmallDickAsian December 6, 2017
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