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Urban Dictionary

Watcheando 

Que haces? Watcheando un movie.
Watcheando by Diamondxo June 24, 2024

Grad Date Tool (GDT) 

An amazing user defined application in CampusVue that auto-packages student accounts and adjusts payment periods and disbursement dates under its own discretion. This "tool" is the thorn in the side of the Finance Relations Liaison's (FRL) daily existence as it seeks new and exiting misery to enthrall upon the FRL. It seeks to add confusion as is alters academic years, disbursement dates, and ledger cards until they are completely cattywampus.
Frank: "Hey Joe, could you take a look at this student's account? It looks all jacked up."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool (GDT)"
Frank: "But it was fine yesterday."

Joe: "Grad Date Tool"

Frank: "Is that your excuse for everything?"
Joe: "Yeah, pretty much"
Grad Date Tool (GDT) by Frank Rizzo55 December 18, 2012

Paul Nelson 

Something Jack says when his dementia is acting up.
Jack: Have you ever been put in the Paul Nelson?
Me: huh?
Paul Nelson by Chadfear March 9, 2023

spinster 

A female who values her female relationships as much as her male ones, doesn't alter who she is, what she believes in, or what she wants to make a boy's life easier, and not worrying that boys will find her unattractive if she speaks what's is on her mind

A spinster can have sexual relationships as long as they still follow the spinster rules
Boy: "I don't like the way you dress, you would look so much better if you wore dresses like other girls"
Girl: "Well, I like my jeans and I'm not changing myself to impress you"
Boy: "Stop it and just agree with me like other girls do!"
Girl: "Well that's my opinion and I'm not changing it just because you don't agree. It's called being a spinster"
spinster by Feminist#1 March 4, 2017

enrique iglesias 

A greasy mole, nothing more, nothing less.
enrique iglesias by a-clitoris February 28, 2004
A police vehicle over 15 years old but is still in active police service. It should have been retired years ago but the city officials keep a tight budget.
(Man 1) Hey, look at that old ass police car! Do you think it's real? (Man 2) Yeah man that's a unicorn! They are rare as shit!
Unicorn by ManDogDude November 25, 2016
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